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From the Comment Section!

(This was too hilarious to leave hidden in the comments!)
Re: Friday's Tantalizing Advertising post:
Dave Hingsburger said...
This is too funny for words, the idea of the Bible cover as designed by the National Enquirer

MAN SWALLOWED BY WHALE: LIVES BY GUTS ALONE

GOD NAMED IN PATERNITY SUIT! WILL MARY SETTLE IN COURT?

BROTHER SWINDLES BROTHER IN DEATHBED SWITCHUP

CRAZY MAN BUILDS BOAT: SKY TURNS GREY

ADAM MARRIES EVE! PERFECT WEDDING OR IS THERE A SNAKE IN THE GRASS?

JOSHUA AND HIS TRUMPET: NEIGHBOURS COMPLAIN ABOUT NOISE

HE WITHOUT SIN THROW THE FIRST STONE JESUS ADVISES: MARY HITS ON FIRST TOSS

GOLD, FRANKINSENCE AND MYRHH: JOSPEH HEARD TO REMARK - WHAT ABOUT A CRIB?

MAN WALKS ON WATER: MIRACLE OR SHOWING OFF - HERE'S THE FACTS, YOU DECIDE

WATER TURNED INTO WINE: LIQUOR BOARD TO INVESTIGATE

OK Belinda and readers, over to you, any other headlines?

Note: Two readers took up the challenge:

How about-"HOOKER LOSES CONTROL-ENDS IN OILY MESS!" Poppy

Susan said...How about: TALKING DONKEY REMOVES ALL DOUBT!BALAAM IS THE ASS!

Comments

Anonymous said…
How about-"HOOKER LOSES CONTROL-ENDS IN OILY MESS!"Poppy
Belinda said…
Good one Poppy! :) Thank you for taking up the challenge.
Anonymous said…
Have not come with anything re your blog. Just wanted to let you know it is snowing in Tottenham ... Ontario that is.
Susan said…
How about:

TALKING DONKEY REMOVES ALL DOUBT!BALAAM IS THE ASS!
Belinda said…
HI Anon, I'm guessing you may be Jane? :) Brrrr, yes, I arrived home this evening and was glad of my warm coat and gloves!

And Susan, I love your comment! I must add yours and Poppy's to Dave's comment so that they are more noticeable!

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