(This was too hilarious to leave hidden in the comments!)
Re: Friday's Tantalizing Advertising post:
Dave Hingsburger said...
This is too funny for words, the idea of the Bible cover as designed by the National Enquirer
MAN SWALLOWED BY WHALE: LIVES BY GUTS ALONE
GOD NAMED IN PATERNITY SUIT! WILL MARY SETTLE IN COURT?
BROTHER SWINDLES BROTHER IN DEATHBED SWITCHUP
CRAZY MAN BUILDS BOAT: SKY TURNS GREY
ADAM MARRIES EVE! PERFECT WEDDING OR IS THERE A SNAKE IN THE GRASS?
JOSHUA AND HIS TRUMPET: NEIGHBOURS COMPLAIN ABOUT NOISE
HE WITHOUT SIN THROW THE FIRST STONE JESUS ADVISES: MARY HITS ON FIRST TOSS
GOLD, FRANKINSENCE AND MYRHH: JOSPEH HEARD TO REMARK - WHAT ABOUT A CRIB?
MAN WALKS ON WATER: MIRACLE OR SHOWING OFF - HERE'S THE FACTS, YOU DECIDE
WATER TURNED INTO WINE: LIQUOR BOARD TO INVESTIGATE
OK Belinda and readers, over to you, any other headlines?
Note: Two readers took up the challenge:
How about-"HOOKER LOSES CONTROL-ENDS IN OILY MESS!" Poppy
Susan said...How about: TALKING DONKEY REMOVES ALL DOUBT!BALAAM IS THE ASS!