From the Comment Section!

(This was too hilarious to leave hidden in the comments!)
Re: Friday's Tantalizing Advertising post:
Dave Hingsburger said...
This is too funny for words, the idea of the Bible cover as designed by the National Enquirer

MAN SWALLOWED BY WHALE: LIVES BY GUTS ALONE

GOD NAMED IN PATERNITY SUIT! WILL MARY SETTLE IN COURT?

BROTHER SWINDLES BROTHER IN DEATHBED SWITCHUP

CRAZY MAN BUILDS BOAT: SKY TURNS GREY

ADAM MARRIES EVE! PERFECT WEDDING OR IS THERE A SNAKE IN THE GRASS?

JOSHUA AND HIS TRUMPET: NEIGHBOURS COMPLAIN ABOUT NOISE

HE WITHOUT SIN THROW THE FIRST STONE JESUS ADVISES: MARY HITS ON FIRST TOSS

GOLD, FRANKINSENCE AND MYRHH: JOSPEH HEARD TO REMARK - WHAT ABOUT A CRIB?

MAN WALKS ON WATER: MIRACLE OR SHOWING OFF - HERE'S THE FACTS, YOU DECIDE

WATER TURNED INTO WINE: LIQUOR BOARD TO INVESTIGATE

OK Belinda and readers, over to you, any other headlines?

Note: Two readers took up the challenge:

How about-"HOOKER LOSES CONTROL-ENDS IN OILY MESS!" Poppy

Susan said...How about: TALKING DONKEY REMOVES ALL DOUBT!BALAAM IS THE ASS!

Comments

Anonymous said…
How about-"HOOKER LOSES CONTROL-ENDS IN OILY MESS!"Poppy
2:07 PM
Belinda said…
Good one Poppy! :) Thank you for taking up the challenge.
3:51 PM
Anonymous said…
Have not come with anything re your blog. Just wanted to let you know it is snowing in Tottenham ... Ontario that is.
12:41 PM
Susan said…
How about:

TALKING DONKEY REMOVES ALL DOUBT!BALAAM IS THE ASS!
8:35 PM
Belinda said…
HI Anon, I'm guessing you may be Jane? :) Brrrr, yes, I arrived home this evening and was glad of my warm coat and gloves!

And Susan, I love your comment! I must add yours and Poppy's to Dave's comment so that they are more noticeable!
8:57 PM
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