We are back. The flight home was smooth and safe and I have yet to unpack, but wanted to share a joke that our Israeli tour guide told us. I seriously mess up jokes when I try to tell them so I wrote this one down to share here. More of our trip will be coming as soon as I have re-oriented myself to being home! :)
A teacher told her class that there was a prize for the child who could tell her who the most important person in history was.
Little Joshua, who was Jewish, said, "Jesus Christ."
"Joshua, you surprise me," said the teacher, "I would have thought that you would say 'Moses.'"
"Moses is Moses and business is business," said Joshua with a smile and shrug.